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– How about a shower to begin with? Some girls would ask you to shave your armpits, I’m not going to be that harsh on you, but some trimming might help with the odor situation especially mid-way through the action.

– There is a thin line between erotic and disgusting. Don’t breathe heavily right inside my ears, don’t cover my face with your saliva and don’t pull my hair out of my scalp — okay, maybe just a little with that last one.  If your woman is pulling away, or turning her head right and left uncontrollably, it’s not because she’s having a multiple orgasm. Do take a hint.

– See how they do it in movies? Slow, sensitive, with candles, rose petals and six packs? Yeah, that’s how we like it. So how about you make some effort? I guarantee you a better response. This does not apply only to the first time you have sex, it also applies to your 20-year marriage, your two-year relationship and even your one night stand. Let her feel the love and you’ll earn that fellatio you’re betting on.

Woman:

– Don’t lay there like a corpse. There are inflatable dolls that can do just that, you know. Do the “oh”, the “ah” and the “yeah,” and move up and down the sex sounds scale. Touch his hair, move your arms up and down his back, or his chest if you’re on top. Take a light squeeze at that sexy tush, kiss his neck, hold his hands, the list is endless.

– But don’t scream your lungs out, the neighbors don’t need to know your private matters. How would you know you’re too loud? He’ll cover your mouth, or give you a “hush,” men are very straight forward; that’s your cue to take it down a notch.

– Cut him some slack. Get on top for a while; it’s a two way show. As a matter of fact, being on top is also a very efficient way to reach that “woohooo” moment, a.k.a orgasm; you’ll have control over clitoris and pubic bone friction, you’ll be able to lead his hands wherever you like and you’ll set the pace.

Bi-Sexuals:

You obviously don’t need no sex tips, you got it all figured out. Actually your contribution to this section is much appreciated!

WARNING: For maximum sexual pleasure, ignore all of the above. Be spontaneous; only read to kill time.